A restaurant customer holding a glass of coke complaining to the waiter: "Why the coke is not cold?"
The waiter answer:"But Sir, I heard you order COKE, not COLD."
August 8 at 8:17pm near Singapore City, Singapore ·
7 aug 12
Did you watch "Beethoven", the movie? It's about a clever St. Bernard dog. If he could compose a song it would be "Furry Elise"
August 7 at 11:06pm near Singapore, Singapore ·
August 7 at 11:06pm near Singapore, Singapore ·
23 July 12
An amazing web designer with good net-working skill: Spiderman
July 23 at 1:00pm near Tanglin Halt, Singapore ·
July 23 at 1:00pm near Tanglin Halt, Singapore ·
29 july 12
Did they play rock music in the bars during Baroque period? Bach must have been a famous rocker at that time.
July 29 at 11:51pm near Singapore, Singapore ·
July 29 at 11:51pm near Singapore, Singapore ·
30 july 12
How amazing that music during ancient Baroque period sounds a bit like nowadays Jazz walking bass line. It reminds me to movie "Bach to the future"
July 30 at 11:38am near Tanglin Halt, Singapore ·
July 30 at 11:38am near Tanglin Halt, Singapore ·
3 august 12
A Minnie Riperton's song that Jordan Wei & I re-lyric just for fun, "Laughing at you is easy because you're so funny...Making fun of you is all I want to do.
Laughing at you, is more than just a dream come true..and everything I do, is out of laughing at you.
Ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..Making fun of you is all I want to do"
August 3 at 12:08am near Singapore, Singapore ·
Laughing at you, is more than just a dream come true..and everything I do, is out of laughing at you.
Ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..Making fun of you is all I want to do"
August 3 at 12:08am near Singapore, Singapore ·
3 june 2012
The mosquito..i mean..the most question asked "To bee or not to bee" can sometimes bug you. Don't get insected!
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by dapur
about an hour ago near Singapore
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about an hour ago near Singapore
2 june 2012
Is it ACCIDENTAL that my SHARP(#) TV NATURALy has FLAT(b) screen?
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Yesterday at 11:53am near Singapore
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Yesterday at 11:53am near Singapore
2 june 2012
I overheard someone talking to a musician that it's very tought nowadays to get flat in Singapore, musicians need to work harder.. Since then I've been practicing F maj scale, Bb major scale, Eb majaor scale, etc...
by dapur
by dapur
2 june 2012
A conversation in the guitar class I was teaching:
Me: You play very well. How old are you?
Student: 12 years old
Me: You remind me to myself, when I was your age...I was 12 years old too!
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Me: You play very well. How old are you?
Student: 12 years old
Me: You remind me to myself, when I was your age...I was 12 years old too!
by dapur
December 20, 2011
dun worry about your runny nose, it will still stick to your face..it won't run anywhere
Dapur · December 20, 2011 at 1:15pm
Dapur · December 20, 2011 at 1:15pm
December 19, 2011
just learnt a Chinese word for 'rice', it's fan (read 'fun')..no wonder as a Chinese, when i eat i like to have fun
Dapur · December 19, 2011 at 10:35pm
Dapur · December 19, 2011 at 10:35pm
December 19, 2011
I've been charging my handphone, but it never pays me
Dapur · December 19, 2011 at 10:20am
Dapur · December 19, 2011 at 10:20am
November 18, 2011
People get panic over their lost ic. Unlike a pan, it's panic with its ic attached...
Dapur · November 18, 2011 at 10:30pm
Dapur · November 18, 2011 at 10:30pm
November 11, 2011
if the land where English comes from is called Eng-land, so the land where Hokien comes from is suposed to be Holand
Dapur · November 11, 2011 at 12:03am
Dapur · November 11, 2011 at 12:03am
November 10, 2011
the question that apears to me is not "to be or not to be", but if i need to be up on stage sometimes the question is "to pee or not to pee"
Dapur · November 10, 2011 at 10:22pm
Dapur · November 10, 2011 at 10:22pm
November 5, 2011
"Come i give u a lift! Which floor r u going to?"
Dapur · November 5, 2011 at 3:44pm
Dapur · November 5, 2011 at 3:44pm
September 17, 2011
i really love the Singapore's campaign of racials harmony. As an Indonesian Chinese who stays in Singapore, I'm just for human race. Let's celebrate this by watching F1! haha..
Dapur · September 17, 2011 at 12:38pm
Dapur · September 17, 2011 at 12:38pm
September 9, 2011
Is it possible that Capucino is invented by Chinese? Is the heritage of 4 big families, KAO, POH, CHIN, OH
Dapur · September 9, 2011 at 11:45am
Dapur · September 9, 2011 at 11:45am
September 1, 201
semiconductor: is a person who works part time as a conductor
Dapur · September 1, 2011 at 12:57pm
Dapur · September 1, 2011 at 12:57pm
August 24, 2011
So far i've never seen a warning "no outside food & drink allowed" at alfresco resto/bar/cafe. Cos any food or drink is always outside, otherwise all the guests can't order anything
Dapur · August 24, 2011 at 1:18pm via mob
Dapur · August 24, 2011 at 1:18pm via mob
August 15, 2011
i've obsereved about the different between 'cajon' & 'car horn', though they're pronounced similarly: cajon is used to make sound outside the car while car horn is inside the car
Dapur · August 15, 2011 at 1:01pm ·
Friend : Bro, I know u r a great musician but dint know u are a great joker??!
dapur : Either musician or joker needs wisdom & creativity, haha.. Special item as in music or cracking joke? Hehe..
Dapur · August 15, 2011 at 1:01pm ·
Friend : Bro, I know u r a great musician but dint know u are a great joker??!
dapur : Either musician or joker needs wisdom & creativity, haha.. Special item as in music or cracking joke? Hehe..
August 13, 2011
Copacabana sounds like a juice...coconut, papaya, carot, banana
Dapur · August 13, 2011 at 12:12pm via mobile
Dapur · August 13, 2011 at 12:12pm via mobile
August 3, 2011
God qualifies the sinners & imparts His righteousness while religion disqualifies the sinners & demand righteousness.
Which one is the true gospel (good news)?
dapur · August 3, 2011 at 1:47pm ·
Which one is the true gospel (good news)?
dapur · August 3, 2011 at 1:47pm ·
November 1, 2011
once upon a time, a farmer had a cow as his pet. he loved the cow so much &
often gave it massage. but this cow was too much, it liked secretly stole beer &
sake from its master. one day the master caught it stealing his drink, he got
mad & whack the cow saying "I WHACK YOU". then the cow died...but the
meet is so juicy, marbling, tender.
now the "WHACK YOU" is simplified to WAGYU! haha... happy lunch!
dapur · November 1, 2011 at 12:33pm
often gave it massage. but this cow was too much, it liked secretly stole beer &
sake from its master. one day the master caught it stealing his drink, he got
mad & whack the cow saying "I WHACK YOU". then the cow died...but the
meet is so juicy, marbling, tender.
now the "WHACK YOU" is simplified to WAGYU! haha... happy lunch!
dapur · November 1, 2011 at 12:33pm
October 29, 2011
doctor: are your ears alright?
patient: nope, i've got 1 right ear & 1 left ear
(DP)
Dapur · October 29, 2011 at 11:55pm
patient: nope, i've got 1 right ear & 1 left ear
(DP)
Dapur · October 29, 2011 at 11:55pm
October 9, 2011
everytime i sing, there must be some guest gives me some tips, the tips is like "I think you better just play the guitar"
Dapur · October 9, 2011 at 12:55am near
Dapur · October 9, 2011 at 12:55am near
September 26, 2011
someone who ilegally duplicates calypso tunes CD is called "pirate of the caribean"
Dapur · September 26, 2011 at 5:38pm
Dapur · September 26, 2011 at 5:38pm
August 2, 2011
I wonder if Dusty Springfield sleep on dusty springbed. I think it's funny.
Dapur · August 2, 2011 at 5:14pm via mobile
Dapur · August 2, 2011 at 5:14pm via mobile
August 1, 201
'Carbonara' sure contains 'carbo', otherwise it should have been called 'nara' only
Dapur · August 1, 2011 at 1:20am via mobile ·
Dapur · August 1, 2011 at 1:20am via mobile ·
July 13, 201
Do you think BB King use Black-berry alot? Is there anybody there called iPhone King?
Dapur · July 13, 2011 at 2:59pm via mobile
Dapur · July 13, 2011 at 2:59pm via mobile
May 28, 2011
One fine afternoon at Trengganu when I was fishing...suddenly a curious thought came across my mind,
"Why these fish have a lot of scales without learning any music theory?"
Dapur · May 28, 2011 at 12:17am
"Why these fish have a lot of scales without learning any music theory?"
Dapur · May 28, 2011 at 12:17am
May 1, 2011
Many people were born today..i suppose. Happy 'labour' day!
Dapur · May 1, 2011 at 10:30pm via mobile ·
Dapur · May 1, 2011 at 10:30pm via mobile ·
April 22, 2011
Faith is not you with all your strengths stand for God. Faith is when you let God with all His abilites stand for you. His love for you has made Him suffered on the cross to redeem your unperfectness. Blessed good friday my friends!
Dapur · April 22, 2011 at 1:07am ·
Dapur · April 22, 2011 at 1:07am ·
February 19, 2011
i know pine & i know apple...but when u put them together, pineapple is all together different thing...just a random thought anyway
Dapur · February 19, 2011 at 11:28pm
Dapur · February 19, 2011 at 11:28pm
February 16, 201
At bbq chicken stall they always get rid the cock-tail...but they sell expensively at the bar
Dapur · February 16, 2011 at 5:20pm via mobile ·
Dapur · February 16, 2011 at 5:20pm via mobile ·
February 9, 2011
This noon ejoyed playing BAD-MINT-ON without the BAD-MOOD-ON
Dapur · February 9, 2011 at 7:32pm via mobile ·
Dapur · February 9, 2011 at 7:32pm via mobile ·
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