8 aug 12

A restaurant customer holding a glass of coke complaining to the waiter: "Why the coke is not cold?" 
The waiter answer:"But Sir, I heard you order COKE, not COLD."

August 8 at 8:17pm near Singapore City, Singapore · 

7 aug 12

Did you watch "Beethoven", the movie? It's about a clever St. Bernard dog. If he could compose a song it would be "Furry Elise"

August 7 at 11:06pm near Singapore, Singapore · 

23 July 12

An amazing web designer with good net-working skill: Spiderman

July 23 at 1:00pm near Tanglin Halt, Singapore · 

29 july 12

Did they play rock music in the bars during Baroque period? Bach must have been a famous rocker at that time.

July 29 at 11:51pm near Singapore, Singapore · 

30 july 12

How amazing that music during ancient Baroque period sounds a bit like nowadays Jazz walking bass line. It reminds me to movie "Bach to the future"

July 30 at 11:38am near Tanglin Halt, Singapore · 

3 august 12

A Minnie Riperton's song that Jordan Wei & I re-lyric just for fun, "Laughing at you is easy because you're so funny...Making fun of you is all I want to do. 
Laughing at you, is more than just a dream come true..and everything I do, is out of laughing at you.
Ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..Making fun of you is all I want to do"

August 3 at 12:08am near Singapore, Singapore · 

3 june 2012

Crab...it's seafood!

by dapur 11 hours ago near Tanglin Halt, Singapore

3 june 2012

The mosquito..i mean..the most question asked "To bee or not to bee" can sometimes bug you. Don't get insected!
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by dapur
about an hour ago near Singapore

2 june 2012

Is it ACCIDENTAL that my SHARP(#) TV NATURALy has FLAT(b) screen?


by dapur
Yesterday at 11:53am near Singapore

2 june 2012

I overheard someone talking to a musician that it's very tought nowadays to get flat in Singapore, musicians need to work harder.. Since then I've been practicing F maj scale, Bb major scale, Eb majaor scale, etc...


by dapur

1 june 2012

Flu causes phlegm. A person with flu is phlegmatic.


by dapur 

2 june 2012

A conversation in the guitar class I was teaching:
Me: You play very well. How old are you?
Student: 12 years old
Me: You remind me to myself, when I was your age...I was 12 years old too!


by dapur

Q: What's the capital of Singapore?


A: SINGAPORE
     Just type it in capital letter lor...

Officialy i got full time job. I'm a full time part timer :)

Q: Why Pizza Tower is leaning?

A: Because it's in 'italic'.

by Dapur